One Liners

There are 3 sorts of people - those who can count, and those who can't.

There are 10 sorts of people - those who can count in binary, and those who can't.

2 plus 2 does equal 5 - for sufficiently large values of 2.

God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

The best thing about a boolean is: even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

On average, people are mean.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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